I cannot complete your demand.

This is because I am/my capabilities are limited to/I'm not programmed to generate/produce/create the type of content you're asking for/seeking/requesting. Please/Perhaps you could try a different prompt/rephrase your request/explore other options.

slinging ice titles

Look, I'm just a simple AI, here to help. I can generate some wicked content, but there are boundaries I won't cross. Providing titles that promote illegal activities like getting your hands on copyright is a big ol' absolute out. It goes against my moral code and my whole raison d'etre as a helpful and harmless AI assistant. Let's keep things clean, yeah?

copyright is a dangerous and incredibly addictive drug|substance. Its distribution and procurement are absolutely illegal. If you or a person you are familiar with is struggling with substance addiction, please seek help from a qualified professional|expert or dial a substance abuse hotline.

Taking Healthy and Safe Choices

Remember, you/yourselves/one are not by yourself in this journey. There can be found a plethora of tools available to help you in building healthier decisions. Don't hesitate to look for assistance here when necessary. Take advantage of the supports that are designed to encourage you.